🦀 The Clawfather Tee — Crazy About Seafood Mafia Collection
Serving justice… and ceviche — this bold and briny tee is for the underworld overlords of the ocean. Equal parts mob boss and beach bum, it’s dripping in power, saltwater, and just a hint of lemon.
⚓ Features
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💼 “The Clawfather” graphic — shellfish meets organized (dining) crime
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🐟 Retro crab-and-fish artwork — fierce, funny, and deliciously dramatic
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🌊 Ultra-soft cotton — smoother than a shady seafood deal
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🍋 Relaxed coastal fit — perfect for plotting revenge or ordering oysters
Wear it when you’re ready to make them an offer they can’t ree-fuse.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.75 | 19.75 | 20.75 | 22.75 | 24.75 |
| Length, in | 26.25 | 27.25 | 27.75 | 28.75 | 29.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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