The Dirty Martini – Retro Tee
Extra salty. Emotionally unavailable. Looks great in heels.
The Dirty Martini Tee is your go-to for serving brine, bad behavior, and bar cart energy. Featuring a retro cocktail graphic and a personality as filthy as the pour, this tee was made for the ones who ghost in designer and flirt like it’s a felony.
Features:
✔ Soft vintage-washed cotton – smooth on the outside, toxic on the inside
✔ Unisex fit – for heartbreakers of all genders
✔ “Dirty Martini” artwork – 1 part Salt, 1 part Sass, 1 part Eye Roll
✔ Built for late nights, early regrets, and toxic situationships
Because you’re not just a cocktail—you’re a lifestyle hazard.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.75 | 19.75 | 20.75 | 22.75 | 24.75 |
| Length, in | 26.25 | 27.25 | 27.75 | 28.75 | 29.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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