No Crying On The Yacht – Basic Crop Top
Tears are for land people.
The No Crying On The Yacht Crop is your reminder that saltwater should only come from the ocean (or your martini rim). Perfectly fitted with a minimalist front hit, it’s made for high-seas glamour and low-empathy social circles.
Features:
✔ Soft stretch cotton – hugs you better than your last situationship
✔ Cropped fit – made for high-waisted drama
✔ Bold “No Crying On The Yacht” print – chic but merciless
✔ Ideal for champagne brunches, harbor hopping, and plotting breakups at sea
For the emotionally unavailable with a boating license—or someone who dates them.
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.25 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 20.75 | 21.25 | 21.75 | 22.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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