Everything I Like Is Fattening Or Illegal – Vintage Long Sleeve Crop Top Appetite: uncontrollable. Standards: questionable.
The Fattening or Illegal Long Sleeve Crop is your soft, scandalous sidekick for craving carbs and chaos at the same time. It’s giving retro late-night diner meets bad decisions on speed dial, cropped to perfection and long-sleeved for dramatic exits after dessert—or drama. Whether you’re making out in parking lots or DoorDashing your fifth craving of the day, this top keeps your vices stylishly covered.
Made from vintage-wash, ultra-soft cotton, it’s cute, cozy, and absolutely complicit.
Features: Cropped fit with long sleeves for full-body guilty pleasure Pre-shrunk cotton that feels like a hug and enables your habits “Everything I Like Is Fattening Or Illegal” graphic—blunt, bratty, and relatable AF Ideal for 2am cravings, 2-week flings, and high-functioning hot messes
Because you have expensive taste, bad timing, and zero regrets.
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