Unemployed & Beautiful – Retro Crop Top
No income, just main character energy.
The Unemployed & Beautiful Crop is for the dangerously hot and professionally unavailable. It’s giving Y2K mall rat with delusions of grandeur, cropped to perfection and soaked in irony. Whether you’re jobless by choice or by cosmic joke, this top proves you don’t need a 401k when you’ve got face card security.
Made from soft, vintage-feel cotton, it’s the ideal uniform for soft-launching your burnout and skipping interviews because your vibe’s too rare.
💅📼📉 Features:
✔ Cropped fit for “I don’t work here” energy
✔ Comfy, breathable cotton for full-time lounging
✔ Bold “Unemployed & Beautiful” graphic—chaotic good in fashion form
✔ Ideal for coffee dates, couch careers, and main character spirals
Because you didn’t quit—you evolved. 💄🔥📺
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.25 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 20.75 | 21.25 | 21.75 | 22.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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