I Don’t Do Drugs, I Am Drugs – Retro T-Shirt
Side effects may include confidence, chaos, and uncontrollable attraction.
The I Don’t Do Drugs, I Am Drugs Tee is for the dangerously charismatic, slightly unstable icons who walk in like a hallucination and leave like a blackout. It’s giving Dalí quote meets downtown dealer chic, stitched for those whose presence is both addictive and probably not FDA-approved. Whether you’re spiraling at brunch or romanticizing your villain arc, this shirt brings the high without the hangover.
Made from soft, vintage-washed cotton, it hugs like a delusion and wears like a statement.
💊💅📼 Features:
✔ Classic unisex fit—comfortably unhinged
✔ Bold “I Don’t Do Drugs, I Am Drugs” graphic—iconic, ironic, and slightly illegal
✔ Pre-shrunk for long-term effects
✔ Perfect for party entrances, breakdown exits, and chaotic self-awareness
Because you’re not the vibe—you’re the controlled substance. 🔥🖤💭
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
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