Goat – Vintage T-Shirt
Greatest of All Time… at being too much.
The Goat – Vintage T-Shirt is for the unapologetic legends with main character complexes and receipts to back it up. It’s giving retro locker room meets chaotic hall of fame, stitched for people who don’t compete—they dominate (with flair and maybe a little delusion). Whether you’re ghosting your therapist or winning an imaginary award for surviving another day, this hoodie was made for your era.
Crafted from buttery-soft with a worn-in vintage wash, it’s cozy enough for your off-days and cocky enough for your comeback.
🐐📼🔥 Features:
✔ Unisex oversized fit—because greatness needs room
✔ Faded “GOAT” graphic—bold, ironic, and absolutely earned
✔ Ribbed cuffs and kangaroo pocket for storing snacks and superiority
✔ Perfect for cold nights, hot takes, and subtle flexes in every room you enter
Because being humble was never part of your skillset. 💅🏆💭
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
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