Blonde & Beyond – Cotton Retro Tote Bag

Blonde & Beyond – Cotton Retro Tote Bag
Carrying snacks, regrets, and gastrointestinal distress.

The Blonde & Beyond – Cotton Retro Tote Bag is your emotional support bag for when you’re not sure if it’s dairy, doom, or divine punishment. It’s giving retro cartoon emergency with a side of Tums, stitched for the chronically unwell cuties who suffer in style. Whether you’re headed to therapy, Trader Joe’s, or just back to bed, this tote’s got your back—and your heating pad.

Made from durable cotton canvas, it’s tough enough to haul your stomach meds and soft enough to cry into in public.

🥲👜📼 Features:
✔ Thick vintage cotton that won’t fold—unlike your insides
✔ Roomy enough for ginger ale, crackers, and your will to survive
✔ “My Tummy Hurts” graphic—cute, chaotic, and dangerously relatable
✔ Perfect for hot girl errands, late-night spirals, and canceling plans at the last minute

Because you may be bloated, but you still serve looks. 💅🔥💊

Product features
– 100% cotton fabric for strength and smoothness
– Reinforced stitching for durable handles
– Spacious main compartment for all essentials
– Medium-heavy fabric ensures longevity
– One-size design for versatile usage

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean