Blonde & Beyond – Retro Crop Top
Not just a blonde—an out-of-this-world problem.
The Blonde & Beyond Crop is for the intergalactic it-girls with platinum hair and a black hole where their patience used to be. It’s giving retro Barbie meets final boss energy, cropped for chaos and stitched for stun. Whether you’re dodging DMs or launching into your next glow-up era, this top is your official uniform for looking like a dream and acting like a delusion.
Made from soft, vintage-wash cotton, it hits like bleach and burns like truth.
👱♀️🚀📼 Features:
✔ Cropped fit for maximal drama and minimal accountability
✔ Pre-shrunk cotton that won’t flake—unlike your roster
✔ “Blonde & Beyond” graphic—bubbly, bold, and probably unhinged
✔ Perfect for main character struts, public meltdowns, and plotting your next PR crisis
Because being blonde isn’t a phase—it’s a power level. 💅✨🛸
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.25 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 20.75 | 21.25 | 21.75 | 22.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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