Sex, Drugs & Spreadsheets – Hat

Sex, Drugs & Spreadsheets – Hat
Corporate baddie with a God complex and a Google Sheet.

The Sex, Drugs & Spreadsheets Hat is for the overworked, underpaid, and highly unhinged. It’s giving retro office burnout meets main character meltdown, stitched for the spreadsheet sorcerers and caffeine-fueled chaos agents who make capitalism look hot. Whether you’re building empires or breakdowns, this hat is your uniform for climbing the corporate ladder in heels and delusion.

Made from structured cotton with an adjustable strap, it’s comfy enough for a cubicle nap and bold enough for HR to take “a quick word.”

💼🧢📉 Features:
✔ Embroidered “Sex, Drugs & Spreadsheets” graphic—subtle as a Slack ping at midnight
✔ Curved brim to block office drama and blinding fluorescent lights
✔ Adjustable strap for that one-size-fits-all breakdown energy
✔ Perfect for work-from-bed days, fake productivity, and PTO you didn’t get approved

Because you’re not just doing the most—you’re doing it in Excel. 💅🔥📊

Product features
– Comfortable fit for everyday wear
– 6-panel structure with eyelets for breathability
– Precurved visor with color-matched underbill
– Adjustable snap closure for the perfect fit
– Durable 100% cotton material

Care instructions
– Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It’s not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.