Situationship Survivor – Vintage Crop Top
Graduated from red flags with honors.
The Situationship Survivor Crop is for the dangerously hot and emotionally done™. It’s giving retro rom-com gone wrong, cropped for post-delusion clarity and stitched for those who escaped the talking stage with just enough trauma to start a podcast. Whether you’re ignoring his texts or turning them into content, this top is the uniform of your certified soft-launch revenge era.
Made from vintage-feel cotton, it’s soft enough for crying in, but way cuter for strutting past him at Whole Foods.
📵💋📼 Features:
✔ Cropped fit—because closure is overrated and so are full-length tops
✔ Pre-shrunk cotton for post-heartbreak comfort
✔ “Situationship Survivor” graphic—bold, unbothered, and a little unhinged
✔ Ideal for messy rebounds, healing playlists, and thriving out of spite
Because your situationship flopped—but your glow-up didn’t. 💅🔥📱
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.25 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 20.75 | 21.25 | 21.75 | 22.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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