Situationship Survivor – Hat

Situationship Survivor – Hat
I made it out alive. And hotter.

The Situationship Survivor Hat is for the emotionally resilient and romantically reckless who came out of the talking stage with a sharper jawline and a colder heart. It’s giving retro heartbreak recovery with main character energy, stitched to perfection for dodging red flags and unbothered brunches. Whether you’re ghosting or glowing, this hat crowns you a survivor—with style.

Made from breathable cotton and featuring an adjustable strap, it’s the perfect fit for your healing era.

📵💅📼 Features:
✔ Embroidered “Situationship Survivor” graphic—subtle flex, loud truth
✔ Curved brim to shield you from texts that start with “wyd”
✔ Adjustable strap for the perfect fit—because your standards now are
✔ Perfect for soft launches, petty errands, and emotionally unavailable Thursdays

Because you didn’t get closure—you got hotter. 🔥💔🧢

Product features
– Comfortable fit for everyday wear
– 6-panel structure with eyelets for breathability
– Precurved visor with color-matched underbill
– Adjustable snap closure for the perfect fit
– Durable 100% cotton material

Care instructions
– Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It’s not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.