Everything I Like Is Fattening Or Illegal – Vintage Crop Top
Serving carbs, chaos, and criminal intent.
The Fattening or Illegal Crop is for the hot mess with impeccable taste—if it’s deep-fried or morally questionable, you’re interested. It’s giving retro diner glam meets felony flirt, cropped just enough to distract from your lack of impulse control. Whether you’re eating your feelings or texting someone you absolutely shouldn’t, this top says what your friends are too scared to.
Made from ultra-soft, vintage-style cotton, it’s built for indulgence—with a side of regret.
🍟💋🚨 Features:
✔ Cropped silhouette for maximum snackability
✔ Pre-shrunk retro cotton—soft enough to nap in after bad decisions
✔ “Everything I Like Is Fattening Or Illegal” graphic—bold, cheeky, and dangerously relatable
✔ Perfect for midnight cravings, bad influence energy, and living deliciously
Because self-control is overrated—and your outfit’s already guilty. 🔥💅🍔
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.25 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 20.75 | 21.25 | 21.75 | 22.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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