Everything I Like Is Bad Or Illegal – Vintage Crop Top
Morally flexible. Aesthetically consistent.
The Everything I Like Is Bad Or Illegal Crop is for the it-girls with impulse issues and incredible taste. It’s giving 90s cartoon baddie meets modern-day cautionary tale—cropped to perfection and embroidered with poor decisions. Whether you’re craving chaos, carbs, or someone with a criminal record, this crop says what your Notes app won’t.
Made from soft, vintage-style cotton, it’s built for bad ideas and better outfits.
💋📼🔥 Features:
✔ Cropped silhouette for max drama and minimal restraint
✔ Retro-wash cotton soft enough for regret naps
✔ “Everything I Like Is Bad Or Illegal” graphic—bold, chaotic, and dangerously relatable
✔ Ideal for flings you’ll overthink, cravings you’ll cave to, and nights you’ll never post about
Because if it’s toxic or thrilling—you’ve probably already texted it back. 💄💔🚨
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.25 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 20.75 | 21.25 | 21.75 | 22.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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