Unemployed & Beautiful – Hat
Laid off, laid back, and still a 10.
The Unemployed & Beautiful Hat is your crown for surviving late-stage capitalism with no job and flawless skin. It’s giving soft-core slacker energy wrapped in ironic luxury—perfect for hiding bedhead, broken dreams, or just dodging that one friend who keeps asking if you’re “job hunting yet.”
Made from breathable cotton with an adjustable strap, this hat is low-effort, high-impact, and dangerously charming.
📉💅🧢 Features:
✔ Embroidered “Unemployed & Beautiful” tagline—equal parts truth and threat
✔ Adjustable back strap for the perfect “IDK ask my astrologer” fit
✔ Curved brim for blocking judgment, sunlight, and recruiters
✔ Ideal for jobless wanderings, delulu manifesting, and iced latte therapy
Because you may not be on payroll—but you’re always on brand. 🔥💄📼
| One size | |
|---|---|
| Crown height, in | 3.12 |
| Diameter, in | 6.62 – 7.62 |
| Circumference, in | 20.87 – 24.80 |
| Visor length, in | 2.91 |
Product features
– Comfortable fit for everyday wear
– 6-panel structure with eyelets for breathability
– Precurved visor with color-matched underbill
– Adjustable snap closure for the perfect fit
– Durable 100% cotton material
Care instructions
– Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It’s not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
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