Trophy Wife – Hat

Trophy Wife – Hat
Polished, petty, and SPF’d against accountability.

The Trophy Wife Hat is for the ones who didn’t chase a bag—they married it. It’s giving glamorous gold-digger chic meets vintage rom-com villain, embroidered in just enough irony to make your therapist raise an eyebrow. Whether you’re shielding yourself from the sun or your past, this hat says: “I’m the reward, babe.”

Crafted from durable, breathable cotton with an adjustable strap, it’s perfect for golf carts, prenup negotiations, and ignoring red flags in style.

💍🧢📼 Features:
✔ Embroidered “Trophy Wife” front and center—because subtlety is for side characters
✔ Adjustable strap for the perfect fit (and perfect exit)
✔ Curved brim to block haters, hat hair, and ex-in-laws
✔ Ideal for poolside plotting, Botox appointments, or divorce parties with champagne

Because you weren’t just chosen—you were acquired. 💅🔥💍

Product features
– Comfortable fit for everyday wear
– 6-panel structure with eyelets for breathability
– Precurved visor with color-matched underbill
– Adjustable snap closure for the perfect fit
– Durable 100% cotton material

Care instructions
– Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It’s not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.