Unemployed & Beautiful – Cotton Vintage Tote Bag
No 9 to 5. Just 10s across the board.
The Unemployed & Beautiful Tote is your official carry-all for jobless glam, existential errands, and emotionally unavailable side quests. It’s giving retro cartoon energy meets financial instability with flawless eyeliner. Whether you’re at the unemployment office or just fake reading at a café, this tote screams: “Hire me? No. Admire me? Always.”
Made from thick, vintage-feel cotton canvas, it’s sturdy enough to carry your delusions, rejection letters, and the lip gloss that keeps you employed by the male gaze.
💅📼👜 Features:
✔ Heavy-duty canvas for all your unemployed essentials
✔ Comfy straps for walking like you have somewhere to be (you don’t)
✔ Bold “Unemployed & Beautiful” graphic—charmingly chaotic, unapologetically iconic
✔ Ideal for vibe-based budgeting, soft girl slacking, and lying on job applications
Because you don’t need a job when you’ve already got the look. 💋🔥📉
| One size | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.54 |
| Lenght, in | 16.54 |
Product features
– 100% cotton fabric for strength and smoothness
– Reinforced stitching for durable handles
– Spacious main compartment for all essentials
– Medium-heavy fabric ensures longevity
– One-size design for versatile usage
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
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