Trophy Wife – Cotton Vintage Tote Bag

Trophy Wife – Cotton Vintage Tote Bag
Carries nothing but receipts, regrets, and retail therapy.

The Trophy Wife Tote is designer delusion on a canvas budget. It’s giving vintage heiress energy with courtroom-ready sass—perfect for stashing iced coffees, prenup drafts, and passive-aggressive thank-you notes. Whether you’re shopping like it’s a sport or ghosting from a marriage that “just didn’t serve anymore,” this tote does the heavy lifting so you don’t have to.

Made from thick retro cotton canvas, it holds your secrets, your skincare, and your standards.

💍📼👜 Features:
✔ Durable canvas that carries generational wealth vibes
✔ Easy-grab straps for storming out or showing up unbothered
✔ Bold “Trophy Wife” graphic—ironic, iconic, and a little intimidating
✔ Ideal for brunches, retail revenge, and casually ruining family dynamics

Because being the bag and carrying it? That’s range. 💅🔥💸

Product features
– 100% cotton fabric for strength and smoothness
– Reinforced stitching for durable handles
– Spacious main compartment for all essentials
– Medium-heavy fabric ensures longevity
– One-size design for versatile usage

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean