Trophy Wife – Retro T-Shirt
Polished. Petty. Possibly plotting something.
The Trophy Wife Tee is for the glamor girl with a prenup-proof vibe and a platinum sense of humor. It’s giving vintage beauty queen meets 90s sitcom gold digger, with pop art sass and main character sparkle. Whether you’re brunching, scheming, or just looking really expensive while doing nothing, this shirt lets the world know: you didn’t marry up—you upgraded the family tree.
Made from soft, vintage-wash cotton, it’s your new go-to for high-maintenance comfort and low-effort chaos.
👑📼💅 Features:
✔ Unisex retro fit—flattering enough for day drinking and courtroom exits
✔ Washed-soft cotton for luxury that feels like alimony
✔ “Trophy Wife” graphic—bold, ironic, and begging for side-eyes
✔ Perfect for soft-launching sugar daddy season, fake apologies, or looking effortlessly kept
Because being the prize is the job. 💍🔥💅
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
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